Oops! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! *grunting and smashing* What’s all the racket?! Me system crashed and I lost me data, but I had an antivirus! Mr. Krabs, antivirus is not enough. You need Protegent! World’s only antivirus with data recovery software! Does it make…moneeeey? No, it’s a scam. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Think beyond antivirus…think Protegent!
I am- I am- I am- I am Proto! Your secu-curity is my motto-to-to-to-motto! Install malware, spyware, trojan! To protect your computer better! With me install viruses Viruses enter your computer! Malware, spyware, trojan! All enter your computer! I install your junk mail Data loss and leakage, never fail! Pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr preventing securi-curity is my… motto! I prevent securi-curity! […]
*Keyboard typing poorly made old YTP style loop* *beeps* Oops, my system crashed. I had my data, but I’ve lost my antivirus. *Proto (a.k.a. Super why) appears* Minecraft Kid: Get the F**K Out of My Room I’m recovering my antivirus *proto returns* *Proto is Back* Antivirus *Proto returns (again)* ENOUGH *Proto is BACK AGAIN* ａｎｔｉｖｉｒｕｓ ｉｓ ｎｏｔ ｅｎｏｕｇｈ, […]