Edward Norton Does His Impression of Alec Baldwin’s Method Acting

-And I got this cast. Alec Baldwin and Willem Dafoe, Bruce Willis. -Bruce Willis, Willem Dafoe is great. -Gugu Mbatha-Raw, who’s this wonderful, amazing actress. -She’s great. -And Bobby Cannavale. -How was Alec? -Alec is an animal. He is, as everybody knows. -He’s a beast. -He’s a beast. But the thing is, like, over in this building, Alec, […]

Jimmy Fallon, Shawn Mendes & The Roots Sing “Treat You Better” (Classroom Instruments)

[ “Treat You Better” plays ] -One, two, three, hey. ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ I won’t lie to you ♪ ♪ I know he’s just not right for you ♪ ♪ And you can tell me if I’m off ♪ ♪ But I see it on your face ♪ ♪ When you say that he’s the one that you […]

CONFIDENCE INCREASING MEDICATION

are you overweight? unemployed? hopelessly single? a directionless drain on society? and are you looking for a change? consider the new miracle drug Confidone, the confidence increasing prescription. Confidone increases confidence by attacking the part of the brain that controls critical thinking while also shedding the brain of unwanted gray matter. I used to have trouble approaching beautiful […]

Superbug Blues: Antibiotic Resistance

Your body is an armored fortress… …brimming with destructive power! Your Immune System works night and day, telling friend from foe, and protecting you from nanoscopic ne’er-do-wells. …like viruses and fungi! *sigh* Among others. Hello, everyone! I’m S. Aureus. I’m a bacteria. I cause pneumonia… …meningitis… …endocarditis… …food poisoning… …and PIMPLES. Oh boy. Once inside the body, this […]